Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I have a reading level above third grade

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Can a barracuda kill a human?

I can count

I understand how hurricane paths work

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I see through liars

I have complete contempt for fakery

How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

China accuses US of ‘severely violating’ trade truce - Financial Times

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t buy bullshit

How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

An Extreme Drop in Oxygen Will Eventually Suffocate Most Life on Earth - ScienceAlert

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Erin Patterson tells murder trial exotic mushrooms 'have more flavour' - BBC

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I can read

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

I actually pay taxes

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t